(...and answers besides "Because I'm the Mommy, that's why.")
One of my services is the "Dressing Room 911". It can happen at any time of the day (though peak times are usually between 11-2 and then again between 6-8), and it can happen from any location (home, store, I've even taken one from a car).
It's the "HEEEEEELP!!!" call--where a mom is holed up in a dressing room, unable to make a buy/not buy decision, or in her closet and has no idea what to wear to a party, an interview, a big important meeting (the car call was a shoe dilemma).
So now I offer you a bit of that gratis. Email me your style questions, or post them in the comments, and I'll post them and respond here.
You don't get the benefit of a 30-second response time, but you will get some straightshooting advice on the house!